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Hi there, my name's Hayli. I’m just going to be a little arrogant here, you know –talking about myself, ‘cause isn’t that what you do when you write a profile about yourself? o_O

Okay…uhm…I'm actually not good at this mainly because once I get started I won't be able to stop, so I’ll try to keep this short.

Firstly, my B-day: 8 April 1994 (for those of you who care, hehe)

Feel free to e-mail me or whatever if you want to chat.

Facebook: hayli.swart@facebook .com

Twitter: @HayliSwart (my twitter page is currently unavailable, because for some reason they won't gimme my password and I can't remember it *sob*)

Deviantart: ChazBear (someone already took the name chazB *sobbing*)

I tend to talk a lot and apparently sometimes I don’t make any sense either. I love writing and I love English, but it’s not my home language though (I’m from South Africa and my home language is Afrikaans). I also love fixing spelling and grammar mistakes, so if anyone needs a “Beta” I’ll be happy to help :D

I guess I don’t need to tell you that I’m a huge LP fan, you probably figured that out all on your lonesome. You will notice I write a lot of comedies, I just love making people laugh (it makes me feel so warm and fuzzy inside...hehe^-^).

I also love Chester-angst so I usually write stuff that is Chester-centric. YES, I have a Chester obsession –don’t judge me! If you didn’t have one too, you wouldn’t be reading my fan-fics, now would you?

My favourite bands: Linkin Park (Rob has nice hair), Korn (Jonathan has nice hair too), Jonathan Davis (yes -I have a Jonathan obsession too..hehe :P), Dead by Sunrise, Kittie, Fort Minor, Grey Daze, Audioslave, Chris Cornell, Stone Temple Pilots, Limp Bizkit, Disturbed, Eminem, Nickleback, Avril Lavigne ..Taylor Swift -she has nice hair ... and basically anything where Chester sings. I'm not too fond of pop-music (damn you evil pop-cults! Damn you!! Let’s start a rebellion and save the world!!! :DD)

I don't like Justin Bieber!!! You ain't gonna change me mind...end of story!

What do you even write in a profile...do people really read it? o_O ...oh well...

I love pineapple, raspberries, sour-jellybeans and gummybears (no, not together. Gross!). I like Robert Downey Jr...he has such nice hair in Ironman 3 *sigh dreamily*

My biggest wish ever is that someone wiill create a KoRn fanfic site like this one...in the meantime I'll keep writing crossovers, BIATCHES!!!!! :D WHOO HOO!!!

Oh, and I’m extremely absent-minded (which is why I always forget the disclaimer) :/ Uhm…okay now I’m just rambling lol.

Anywho, I hope y’all enjoy my stories and don’t forget to R&R Love ya!

Only Chester can make this haircut look adorable! Chazy...WHY ARE YOU SO CUUUUUTTTEE?!?!?!?!!!

Munky and Jonathan of Korn...lol so cute! XD

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A hit on the head is all it takes to go from sane to insane

Category: Linkin Park

Description: Oneshot..So you remember Chester Goes Crazy? Well this time, it's Joe's turn!

Genre: Comedy

User Rating: G

Created on 2014-01-10

Updated on 2014-01-10

Chapters: 1

Reviews: 8

Words: 2507

Views: 838

Members Rating: (1)

Bye Bye Brain Apocalypse

Category: Linkin Park

Description: The guys must fight a terrible battle against gruesome zombies with Chester as their leader. Will he lead them to victory or is it the end of civilization as we know it? ONESHOT Please R&R! :D

Genre: Action & Adventure

User Rating: G

Created on 2015-05-08

Updated on 2015-05-08

Chapters: 1

Reviews: 3

Words: 838

Views: 598

Members Rating: (2)

Chester Goes Crazy

Category: Linkin Park

Description: ONESHOT So Chester basically gets hit on the head and he goes kind of crazy. I know...it sounds stupid, but it's very good. Sadly I do not own Linkin Park(although that would be very nice)this is pure fiction and you know the rest so please R&R :)

Genre: Comedy

User Rating: G

Created on 2012-10-14

Updated on 2012-10-14

Chapters: 1

Reviews: 5

Words: 3097

Views: 1187

Members Rating: (3)

Je-fuh-fuh (no, not Dunham) the evil tour manager

Category: Linkin Park

Description: Linkin Park's tour manager, Bob, has to go away on business and is being temporarily replaced. There's something sinister about this new tour manager. Will the guys realized it before it's too late? Rated for language. Please R&R..Chapter 6 is up!

Genre: Angst

User Rating: R

Created on 2014-01-14

Updated on 2014-08-11

Chapters: 6

Reviews: 21

Words: 7280

Views: 1447

Members Rating: (4)

Love and Little Fantasies

Category: Linkin Park

Description: Oneshot…Ugh I suck at descriptions! But I’ll just tell you that it involves Joe and a certain someone close to his heart (aww ^-^). Please R&R :D oh ya..i don't own Linkin Park and this is the last disclaimer i'm making because i keep forgetting, so i'm making this one for all my stories in the future. Enjoy:D

Genre: Love & Romance

User Rating: G

Created on 2012-10-17

Updated on 2012-10-17

Chapters: 1

Reviews: 4

Words: 703

Views: 793

Members Rating: (1)

Revenge Is Sweet

Category: Linkin Park

Description: Someone has kidnapped the guys and is seeking revenge. The question is: who and why? Chapter 5 is up. Rated R for language Please R&R

Genre: Angst

User Rating: R

Created on 2012-12-08

Updated on 2014-07-20

Chapters: 5

Reviews: 14

Words: 7211

Views: 1378

Members Rating: (3)

Short Random Fandom

Category: Linkin Park

Description: Everyone has their moments, even LP. Welcome to the crazy everyday random life of Linkin Park! Chapter 14 is up!

Genre: Comedy

User Rating: G

Created on 2014-05-05

Updated on 2015-07-05

Chapters: 14

Reviews: 58

Words: 16157

Views: 2537

Members Rating: (6)

Someone There...

Category: Linkin Park

Description: The guys move into a new house, but all is not as it seems... Now in collaboration with Mikey boy. Please R&R Chapter 3 is up!

Genre: Angst

User Rating: PG

Created on 2012-10-15

Updated on 2014-09-14

Chapters: 3

Reviews: 7

Words: 3833

Views: 1068

Members Rating: (2)

Switched

Category: Linkin Park

Description: Two members from our favourite bands have switched bodies! What will they do? How will this test their friendship? And will Mikey ever find Mr Muffin? Korn crossover. Please R&R :D

Genre: Comedy

User Rating: PG

Created on 2015-04-04

Updated on 2015-04-04

Chapters: 1

Reviews: 4

Words: 948

Views: 725

Members Rating: (2)

That's What Friends are For

Category: Linkin Park

Description: Good friends are hard to find. Especially those who are willing to save your life. I know -I suck at descriptions lol! R&R

Genre: Drama

User Rating: G

Created on 2014-06-23

Updated on 2014-08-03

Chapters: 2

Reviews: 14

Words: 2394

Views: 1002

Members Rating: (5)

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