My name is Daiya Darko, and I'm a bitch.

I love Jews, so it goes without saying I ♥ Bourdelson. Rob's my favorite though, then Joe, then Brad, Dave, Chester, and Mike. I don't particularly like Mike. He's a nice guy, handsome, but I don't like him. I make it obvious in my stories (or try to, anyways. He's such a fucking posterboy and I want to tear him apart) too, and I'm not apologizing for my intense dislike of him (and LP as of late). In fact, on my WordPress, I make fun of him...a LOT. I even went so far as to blame him for the economy.

I hate this "wait two days" upload rule on LPF, so if you want to read my better stories and updates for Careless Whisper, go to my dA page.

I curse a lot but have a high vocabulary.

Did I mention I love irony and grotesque characters? I love the southern gothic writing style.

dA: http://www.harlotsroulette.deviantart.com

WordPress: http://www.ninjaxtea.wordpress.com

Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/daiyamondo