Category Linkin Park

Bed by Remy


Yes, I know I have another story to update. Hopefully I'll be doing that soon too.

This is what happens when you couple sleeplessness with boredom.


"Chaz, no. I can't do this."

"But Mike -- please!"


"It's not like you're gonna die or something if you did it!"



"Don't call me that."



"But you'd totally ruin my day if you didn't!"

"It's night."

"Fine. My night, then."


"But you promised ..."

"I didn't."

"Hmph. Some friend you turned out to be."

"Chaz, I'd happily lay my life down for you. But I can't do this."

"You make it sound like it's harder than dying."

"You don't need to make an effort to die. It just happens."

"You know a lot about it."

"Yeah, 'cause I'm a zombie."


"I wasn't kidding. And now I'm gonna eat you up."

"Mike, don't change the subject. Why don't you want to do it?"

"Because it doesn't seem like the right thing to do, Chaz."

"You can't decide that."

"Neither can you."

"Please, Mike. It's all I ask."

"Look, you're my best friend and I love you, 'K? But you're asking for too much this time, man."

"It's not too much! All you do is get in bed and -"

"I know what to do, thanks a lot."

"So why are you creating such a fuss?"

"Because it's not right, Chaz! We can't just do it on someone else's bed!"

"Rob won't mind."

"Yeah, 'cause he's Rob. He never minds. But I have a problem with it."

"You have a problem with everything."

"I do not! Just with this. Besides, what would people think?"

"They'd not care. A lot of people do it these days."

"But I'm not a lot of people."

"Aw, c'mon. You care about what people are gonna think?"


"You never did before."

"You never asked me to do this sort of thing with you before."

"Please, Mike, please ..."

"You really think making a cute face at me and putting your head on my shoulder is going to help?"


"Well, it's not."

"Please Mike please Mike please Mike please Mike please Mike please Mike please Mike please Mike please Mike -"

"OK, OK, fine! I'll do it! Sheesh, Chaz!"


"You're such a kid. When Rob comes home, you explain to him why we're doing this on his bed."

"See, that wasn't so hard, was it?"

"It -- hey, this is actually fun!"

"Ha! I knew it! I knew you'd like it! See, I told you there's nothing wrong with bouncing on a bed!"

"{sigh} OK, fine, little guy. You win. Happy?"

"Hell yeah!"


"And I'm not 'little guy'! Just b'cuz I'm smaller doesn't make me -"

"Seriously, Chaz. Shut up."


"I know that. Damn, Chaz, can't you understand a nickname?"

"Oh, so you didn't mean it literally?"

"Not really."

"Good. (^.^)"



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