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Linkin Lecture (Continuation) by Hayley

Victim Number Five : Dave Farrell

Yep! I can't get into my old account, so I'm continuing using THIS account! :) Here's a link to the old story (WARNING: Very lame and random) http://www.lpfiction.com/story.php?id=15663 Anyway, Thank You Grey Daze and Vixenla for your wonderful reviews on the last chapter :) To everyone who's reading, I hopes you enjoys it! :D Oh and I forgot to thank lamelyawesome in my last chapter. SORRY! HERE'S ZE UPDATE!!!


Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN LINKIN PARK OR ANYTHING ELSE I MENTION IN MY STORIES. DON'T SUE!


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Hayley: Phoenix?


Dave: Y-yeah? *shakes*


Hayley: Why are you scared?


Dave: PFFT! I'm not scared *scared*

Joe: Dude, it says you're scared RIGHT THERE *points at random place*

Brad: WHERE?! *follows magic finger*

Chester: *yawn* What happened? O.o

Mike: CHESTERRRR!!! YOU'RE ALIIIVE!!! *hugs Chaz 'til he dies*

Rob: *pushes Chaz away* MY MIKE! *clings to Mike* Now BEGONE WITH YOU ZOMBIE!

Chester: I'm not a Zombie!!! O_O Fanta gave me back.

Dave: Why? *still scared*

Chester: Because she's kind and generous and I escaped through her window when she wasn't looking.

Joe: Did she forgive you for the Fanta Grape situation?

Chester: Fanta Grape is my favorite soda. She was flattered, mortals!

Joe: THAT'S MY LINE!!! DIE ZOMBIE!-


Hayley: SHUT UP! DO YOU WANT ME TO WAKE UP FLUFFY AND RAINBOW?!?! NO?... Okay :3


Mike: O_O


Hayley: Alrighty! Let's start shall we? I gots school on Wednesday so DO WHAT I SAY OR I'LL THROW YOU INTO MY JUSTIN BIEBER TORTURE HOLE!!!


Mike: O_O


Hayley: ...AND THEN YOU WILL DIE A SLOW, AGONIZING, PAINFUL, MYSTERIOUS DEATH-


Mike: JUST START ALREADY!!! *gets very scared and jumps into a bush*

Chester: *sigh* I'll get him.

Rob: SIT DOWN BITCH HE'S MINE! *does superman pose and goes to save HIS Mike*

Joe: -_-

Dave: Start or I will make Boots piss on Joe.

Joe: Boots? O.o *gasp* DIE EVIL MONKEY!!! *looks for Hayley's frying pan*


Hayley: ENOUGH! Joe its MY frying pan and you will NOT use it to beat up Boots! Now on to the question...


Dave: FINALLY! *praises Dora*

Joe: I will kill you one day Dora.

Mike: *returns* I'm ready!

Rob: *carried Mike* Me too!


Hayley: Aww Rob you don't have a question :( Sorry *hugs drummer*


Rob: *hugs back while sulking*


Hayley: Okay this is from Danni, Mr. PhiPhi, Can you morph into a phoenix at will? O.o


Chester: Yes.

Dave: What? IF I COULD DO YOU REALLY THINK I'LL BE HERE?!!!?

Chester: You can. Hayley will give you the ability.*weirdly calm*

Mike: O_O

Joe: DAMMIT MIKE STOP BEING BUG-EYED!

Mike: *sobs*

Rob: *comforts Mike* There there. *throws Joe off a cliff* BAD JOE!


Hayley: Brad? You're being awfully quiet.


Brad: *sobs* I know. No one likes me.

Dave: Aww that not true! I like you Braddles! *hugs to prove it*

Chester: GAAAAAAAY

Dave & Brad: SHUT UP!


Hayley: I HAS FOUND IT! XD *gives Dave the ability to turn into a phoenix*


Dave: WTF?!?! O_O *morphs into a Phoenix and attacks Chester*

Chester: AHHHHH *runs away*

Brad: Haha! :D WHO'S GAY NOW BITCH?!

Mike: I'LL SAVE YOU CHESTER!

Rob: *holds Mike down* He'll be fine...


Hayley: Okay O_O I shouldn't have done that. Anyway, a question for Mike, (also from Danni) Can she rip your shirt off and take a picture with you?


Mike: NO!

Rob: YES!

Mike: NO!

Rob: Its uhh... For the fans Mike?

Mike: *thinks* Okay :(

Rob: YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Brad: O_O


Hayley: *brings Danni into studio* WELCOME!!! *cue dramatic entrance* There's Mike! *points*


Danni: *runs to Mike* OMFG YOU'RE MIKE SHINODA!!!! XD


Mike: I KNOW!!! :D


Danni: Can I take a picture?!!!


Mike: Sure! :D *rips shirt off for Danni*

Rob: *stares in awe and drools*


Danni: *takes picture* THANK YOU!!! *runs away*


Mike: YOUR WELCOME DANNI :D

Rob: *still paralyzed*

Chester: *escapes Phoenix and returns to studio* What I miss?

Brad: Mike just-

Rob: NOTHING! :D


Hayley: Chester, Jaime's here. SAY HI!


Rob: *giggles* HI! :D

Chester: Why's he so happy?

Brad: Mike-

Rob: NOTHING! :D


Hayley: Jaime has a question.


Jaime: Dad, can I have $50?


Chester: $40?!!!! What do you need $30 for?! $20 is more than enough!!! Here's $10 now give your brother half!


Jaime: -_-


Chester: Where's Joe?

Joe: *climbs to the top of cliff* I'M HERE! O.o

Mike: Dude, what happened to you?

Joe: Vixenla was at the bottom of the cliff. She made me watch a Dora marathon O.o


Vixenla: MWAHAHAHAHA!!!! >:)


Joe: *scared*


Hayley: Joe, are you scared?


Joe: HELL YES!


Hayley: Okay... Cause you're up next.


Joe: O_O


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Can you believe I wrote that in half an hour? :P Welp! Tell me what you guys think? Please R&R. I need it <3

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