Category Linkin Park
Linkin Lecture (Continuation)
Victim Number Five : Dave Farrell
Yep! I can't get into my old account, so I'm continuing using THIS account! :) Here's a link to the old story (WARNING: Very lame and random) http://www.lpfiction.com/story.php?id=15663 Anyway, Thank You Grey Daze and Vixenla for your wonderful reviews on the last chapter :) To everyone who's reading, I hopes you enjoys it! :D Oh and I forgot to thank lamelyawesome in my last chapter. SORRY! HERE'S ZE UPDATE!!!
Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN LINKIN PARK OR ANYTHING ELSE I MENTION IN MY STORIES. DON'T SUE!
Dave: Y-yeah? *shakes*
Hayley: Why are you scared?
Dave: PFFT! I'm not scared *scared*
Joe: Dude, it says you're scared RIGHT THERE *points at random place*
Brad: WHERE?! *follows magic finger*
Chester: *yawn* What happened? O.o
Mike: CHESTERRRR!!! YOU'RE ALIIIVE!!! *hugs Chaz 'til he dies*
Rob: *pushes Chaz away* MY MIKE! *clings to Mike* Now BEGONE WITH YOU ZOMBIE!
Chester: I'm not a Zombie!!! O_O Fanta gave me back.
Dave: Why? *still scared*
Chester: Because she's kind and generous and I escaped through her window when she wasn't looking.
Joe: Did she forgive you for the Fanta Grape situation?
Chester: Fanta Grape is my favorite soda. She was flattered, mortals!
Joe: THAT'S MY LINE!!! DIE ZOMBIE!-
Hayley: SHUT UP! DO YOU WANT ME TO WAKE UP FLUFFY AND RAINBOW?!?! NO?... Okay :3
Hayley: Alrighty! Let's start shall we? I gots school on Wednesday so DO WHAT I SAY OR I'LL THROW YOU INTO MY JUSTIN BIEBER TORTURE HOLE!!!
Hayley: ...AND THEN YOU WILL DIE A SLOW, AGONIZING, PAINFUL, MYSTERIOUS DEATH-
Mike: JUST START ALREADY!!! *gets very scared and jumps into a bush*
Chester: *sigh* I'll get him.
Rob: SIT DOWN BITCH HE'S MINE! *does superman pose and goes to save HIS Mike*
Dave: Start or I will make Boots piss on Joe.
Joe: Boots? O.o *gasp* DIE EVIL MONKEY!!! *looks for Hayley's frying pan*
Hayley: ENOUGH! Joe its MY frying pan and you will NOT use it to beat up Boots! Now on to the question...
Dave: FINALLY! *praises Dora*
Joe: I will kill you one day Dora.
Mike: *returns* I'm ready!
Rob: *carried Mike* Me too!
Hayley: Aww Rob you don't have a question :( Sorry *hugs drummer*
Rob: *hugs back while sulking*
Hayley: Okay this is from Danni, Mr. PhiPhi, Can you morph into a phoenix at will? O.o
Dave: What? IF I COULD DO YOU REALLY THINK I'LL BE HERE?!!!?
Chester: You can. Hayley will give you the ability.*weirdly calm*
Joe: DAMMIT MIKE STOP BEING BUG-EYED!
Rob: *comforts Mike* There there. *throws Joe off a cliff* BAD JOE!
Hayley: Brad? You're being awfully quiet.
Brad: *sobs* I know. No one likes me.
Dave: Aww that not true! I like you Braddles! *hugs to prove it*
Dave & Brad: SHUT UP!
Hayley: I HAS FOUND IT! XD *gives Dave the ability to turn into a phoenix*
Dave: WTF?!?! O_O *morphs into a Phoenix and attacks Chester*
Chester: AHHHHH *runs away*
Brad: Haha! :D WHO'S GAY NOW BITCH?!
Mike: I'LL SAVE YOU CHESTER!
Rob: *holds Mike down* He'll be fine...
Hayley: Okay O_O I shouldn't have done that. Anyway, a question for Mike, (also from Danni) Can she rip your shirt off and take a picture with you?
Rob: Its uhh... For the fans Mike?
Mike: *thinks* Okay :(
Hayley: *brings Danni into studio* WELCOME!!! *cue dramatic entrance* There's Mike! *points*
Danni: *runs to Mike* OMFG YOU'RE MIKE SHINODA!!!! XD
Mike: I KNOW!!! :D
Danni: Can I take a picture?!!!
Mike: Sure! :D *rips shirt off for Danni*
Rob: *stares in awe and drools*
Danni: *takes picture* THANK YOU!!! *runs away*
Mike: YOUR WELCOME DANNI :D
Rob: *still paralyzed*
Chester: *escapes Phoenix and returns to studio* What I miss?
Brad: Mike just-
Rob: NOTHING! :D
Hayley: Chester, Jaime's here. SAY HI!
Rob: *giggles* HI! :D
Chester: Why's he so happy?
Rob: NOTHING! :D
Hayley: Jaime has a question.
Jaime: Dad, can I have $50?
Chester: $40?!!!! What do you need $30 for?! $20 is more than enough!!! Here's $10 now give your brother half!
Chester: Where's Joe?
Joe: *climbs to the top of cliff* I'M HERE! O.o
Mike: Dude, what happened to you?
Joe: Vixenla was at the bottom of the cliff. She made me watch a Dora marathon O.o
Vixenla: MWAHAHAHAHA!!!! >:)
Hayley: Joe, are you scared?
Joe: HELL YES!
Hayley: Okay... Cause you're up next.
Can you believe I wrote that in half an hour? :P Welp! Tell me what you guys think? Please R&R. I need it <3