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Name: Kerstyn
Age: 14
Fave bands: Linkin Park,Fort Minor, gorillaz, the used,billy talent etc...
Fave Shows:The Weekenders (it's a joke between me and my best friend)Lost, Medium and Desperate Housewives
Quotes:
Who wants muffins???-Jay
If i say lala, it means i've been eaten!-Nick
I am Flon...i am from russia..who wants muffins?-kerstyn
Anger keeps me warm at night-Kerstyn
Andy:"Are you paying attention to me?"
Ben:"yup, you have my undivided attention."
Andy:"good, now i-"
Ben:"heehee, look a kitty^_^"
Jenna: Ok kerstyn lets go
Kerstyn: ok just 1 sec. i must park my car.
Jenna: *gives her a weird look*
Kerstyn: room for 1 more *wink wink*
jenna: What car??? theres nothing there!!
Kerstyn: *"drives" away in her "car" singing banana car,banana car.*
Jenna: WTF
Kerstyn: look they saved my parking spot. But why am i in the handicapped zone???
(continued from the one before)
Kerstyn:*gets out of car* Let's go *frolics away*
Jenna: this is gonna be a long day!! *walks slowly after her*
Kerstyn: OW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jenna: What happened??
Kerstyn: i thought the revovling door turned right but they turned left and i smacked into the door. *shakes fist at door*
Jenna: *SIGH*
Kerstyn: Ok Jenna let's do ballroom dancing!!! * starts dancing on the bench in the girls changing room*
Kerstyn: OWWWWWWWW OMG you killed my little piggy spleen!!!!!!
Kerstyn (talking about the hill @ the hospital): Let's roll down it!!
Jenna: what are you on?? Can i have some!! ok lets roll
Kerstyn: *rolls all the way down, gets sooooooo filthy*
Jenna: *rolls halfway, gets up looks at kerstyn and walks the rest of the way*
Kerstyn (at bottom of hill): Lets do it again!
Kerstyn (to some random 11 year old guys who were playing basketball): Can we play??
Guy 1: Are you coming on to me???
Littlest guy: *walks up and starts beating guy 1 with a baseball bat*
Kerstyn: CANT SLEEP, CLOWNS WILL EAT ME!!!!
Kerstyn: *slaps herself by mistake in the eyebrow* OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!! MY OWBROW!!
Dana: Your what??? don't you mean your eyebrow???
Kerstyn: ya thats it *shifty eyes*
Kerstyn: its like the calling of the wild.
CANTELOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPE
Kerstyn: OMG look you broke my spleen *grabs stomach*
Alexa: You know you're spleen is in your back right?? and its not a bone so you cant break it!!
Kerstyn: I knew that *shifty eyes*
Kerstyn: OMG Kelsie you broke my fridge and you raped my dog!! you owe me a new fridge!!!!
Kerstyn: When cows laugh, do they make milk come out their nose???
Kerstyn: Love me or leave me!!! hey wheres everybody going???
Kerstyn:Where's my Jeremy??OMG I can't find my jeremy!!
Kerstyn:Let's play tackle football!!!
Chadwick and Jenna: OK
Kerstyn: *throws ball to chadwick and tackles him*
Chadwick:*falls to the ground in pain*
Kerstyn: I WON, I WON!!!!
Kerstyn:Let's clap!!!! *waves arms like a madwoman*
Kerstyn: Chadwick is a foofoo
~kerstyn and alexa at the bustop~
kerstyn&alexa: OOMPA-LOOPA-DOOPEDIE-DO
Alicia:??
Alexa: We watched charlie and the chocolate factory yesterday!*continues singing* OOMPA-LOOPA-DOOPEDIE-DE if you knows whats good for you,listen to me.*stops singing* Hey isnt that our bus?
Kerstyn: NO!!!
Alexa:yes it is
*argue for a while*it comes and kerstyn was right
Kerstyn: HAHAHAHAHA OOMPA-LOOPA-DOOPEDIE-DE Listen to me because i win!!
Alexa: *dying of laughter* what??
Kerstyn: hey its my own version ok.....
Kerstyn: *playing with her scubas* "OMG its a shark watch out *bites the fishes head* "o yeah well omg its a lobster! *bites head* AHHH it ate my head etc....*keeps playing not realizing everyones watching her*
everyone else: WTF???PSYCO!!!
Kerstyn: *still playing* OMG NOT THE SEAHORSE...realizes people are watching her....what?its not like you've never done it!
~Kerstyn and alexa are listening to the radio~
Alexa:I don't like this song.
Kerstyn: What?You're european?
Kerstyn: *sigh* Tumors are such tourists!!!
Kerstyn: Throw..BABY!oh no its a latin shark!!
Kerstyn: it just seemed like the right moment to say gugu
Kelsey:*plays with cellphone antenna* Isn't this suppose to be longer?
Kerstyn: Is that what you say to Christian (her boyfriend)?
~kerstyn and jenna are pretending to be gay while walking on the harbour passage~
Kerstyn: YOU WERE LOOKING AT THAT GIRL'S ASS!!!!
Jenna: *looks EXTREMELY shocked!!!* NO i didn't!!!!
Kerstyn: hello darling,my name is olga...
Alexa: Why hello,my name is Helga!Would you like me to float your boat?
Kerstyn: Whatever blows your hair back
Alexa: o be careful,i could lose my toupe!!!
Kerstyn: the rancher's don't have a choice anymore!
Kerstyn: I am Flon, who wants muffins?
Kerstyn: I am Tarzan *points at jenna* you jane, me want 'smore'.
Kerstyn: *points at weird nameless dude* YOU ARE MY NEW BEST FRIEND!!! *walks away*
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