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Name: Kerstyn

Age: 14

Fave bands: Linkin Park,Fort Minor, gorillaz, the used,billy talent etc...

Fave Shows:The Weekenders (it's a joke between me and my best friend)Lost, Medium and Desperate Housewives

Quotes:

Who wants muffins???-Jay

If i say lala, it means i've been eaten!-Nick

I am Flon...i am from russia..who wants muffins?-kerstyn

Anger keeps me warm at night-Kerstyn

Andy:"Are you paying attention to me?"

Ben:"yup, you have my undivided attention."

Andy:"good, now i-"

Ben:"heehee, look a kitty^_^"

Jenna: Ok kerstyn lets go

Kerstyn: ok just 1 sec. i must park my car.

Jenna: *gives her a weird look*

Kerstyn: room for 1 more *wink wink*

jenna: What car??? theres nothing there!!

Kerstyn: *"drives" away in her "car" singing banana car,banana car.*

Jenna: WTF

Kerstyn: look they saved my parking spot. But why am i in the handicapped zone???

(continued from the one before)

Kerstyn:*gets out of car* Let's go *frolics away*

Jenna: this is gonna be a long day!! *walks slowly after her*

Kerstyn: OW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jenna: What happened??

Kerstyn: i thought the revovling door turned right but they turned left and i smacked into the door. *shakes fist at door*

Jenna: *SIGH*

Kerstyn: Ok Jenna let's do ballroom dancing!!! * starts dancing on the bench in the girls changing room*

Kerstyn: OWWWWWWWW OMG you killed my little piggy spleen!!!!!!

Kerstyn (talking about the hill @ the hospital): Let's roll down it!!

Jenna: what are you on?? Can i have some!! ok lets roll

Kerstyn: *rolls all the way down, gets sooooooo filthy*

Jenna: *rolls halfway, gets up looks at kerstyn and walks the rest of the way*

Kerstyn (at bottom of hill): Lets do it again!

Kerstyn (to some random 11 year old guys who were playing basketball): Can we play??

Guy 1: Are you coming on to me???

Littlest guy: *walks up and starts beating guy 1 with a baseball bat*

Kerstyn: CANT SLEEP, CLOWNS WILL EAT ME!!!!

Kerstyn: *slaps herself by mistake in the eyebrow* OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!! MY OWBROW!!

Dana: Your what??? don't you mean your eyebrow???

Kerstyn: ya thats it *shifty eyes*

Kerstyn: its like the calling of the wild.

CANTELOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPE

Kerstyn: OMG look you broke my spleen *grabs stomach*

Alexa: You know you're spleen is in your back right?? and its not a bone so you cant break it!!

Kerstyn: I knew that *shifty eyes*

Kerstyn: OMG Kelsie you broke my fridge and you raped my dog!! you owe me a new fridge!!!!

Kerstyn: When cows laugh, do they make milk come out their nose???

Kerstyn: Love me or leave me!!! hey wheres everybody going???

Kerstyn:Where's my Jeremy??OMG I can't find my jeremy!!

Kerstyn:Let's play tackle football!!!

Chadwick and Jenna: OK

Kerstyn: *throws ball to chadwick and tackles him*

Chadwick:*falls to the ground in pain*

Kerstyn: I WON, I WON!!!!

Kerstyn:Let's clap!!!! *waves arms like a madwoman*

Kerstyn: Chadwick is a foofoo

~kerstyn and alexa at the bustop~

kerstyn&alexa: OOMPA-LOOPA-DOOPEDIE-DO

Alicia:??

Alexa: We watched charlie and the chocolate factory yesterday!*continues singing* OOMPA-LOOPA-DOOPEDIE-DE if you knows whats good for you,listen to me.*stops singing* Hey isnt that our bus?

Kerstyn: NO!!!

Alexa:yes it is

*argue for a while*it comes and kerstyn was right

Kerstyn: HAHAHAHAHA OOMPA-LOOPA-DOOPEDIE-DE Listen to me because i win!!

Alexa: *dying of laughter* what??

Kerstyn: hey its my own version ok.....

Kerstyn: *playing with her scubas* "OMG its a shark watch out *bites the fishes head* "o yeah well omg its a lobster! *bites head* AHHH it ate my head etc....*keeps playing not realizing everyones watching her*

everyone else: WTF???PSYCO!!!

Kerstyn: *still playing* OMG NOT THE SEAHORSE...realizes people are watching her....what?its not like you've never done it!

~Kerstyn and alexa are listening to the radio~

Alexa:I don't like this song.

Kerstyn: What?You're european?

Kerstyn: *sigh* Tumors are such tourists!!!

Kerstyn: Throw..BABY!oh no its a latin shark!!

Kerstyn: it just seemed like the right moment to say gugu

Kelsey:*plays with cellphone antenna* Isn't this suppose to be longer?

Kerstyn: Is that what you say to Christian (her boyfriend)?

~kerstyn and jenna are pretending to be gay while walking on the harbour passage~

Kerstyn: YOU WERE LOOKING AT THAT GIRL'S ASS!!!!

Jenna: *looks EXTREMELY shocked!!!* NO i didn't!!!!

Kerstyn: hello darling,my name is olga...

Alexa: Why hello,my name is Helga!Would you like me to float your boat?

Kerstyn: Whatever blows your hair back

Alexa: o be careful,i could lose my toupe!!!

Kerstyn: the rancher's don't have a choice anymore!

Kerstyn: I am Flon, who wants muffins?

Kerstyn: I am Tarzan *points at jenna* you jane, me want 'smore'.

Kerstyn: *points at weird nameless dude* YOU ARE MY NEW BEST FRIEND!!! *walks away*

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