Crystal: Crystal ate the cheese. The cheese was good…

Sibbie: *knocks Crystal out* I’m sad to announce that Crystal is not available

for comment…

Crystal: *sits up* Yes I am!

Sibbie: --“

Midnight: Hey! This is supposed to be about Linkin Park, not Crystal… GO AWAY!

Sibbie: Thank you!

Midnight: Was there a point in this authors’ note? Didn’t think so…

Sibbie: For everyone’s safety, we don’t own Linkin Park…

Midnight: o.o Can’t we pretend?

C/N= Crystal note

S/N= Sibbie note

M/N= Midnight note

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“A really random rabid fangirl snuck into Linkin Park’s tour bus on this fine

day of January 13.” The newscast said.

“WHAT?!?” Chester screamed at the TV set, throwing a can of tomatoes.

(C/N: Do tomatoes come in cans?)

(M/N: Do potatoes come in cans?)

(C/N: Don’t think so…)

(M/N: Darn… they’re all potatoey…)

(S/N: Let’s try this again…)

“WHAT?!?” Chester screamed at the TV set, throwing a can of potatoes.

“We are not sure if anything has been stolen, but she did leave a note stuck

to a can of potatoes.”

Mike started laughing, “What screwed that up?”

Joe started muttering to himself and curling up in fetal position… “It’s a set

up! It’s a set up! I want my froggie! FROGGIE! FROGGIE! I LOVE YOU,

FROGGIE!”

Brad shook his head at Joe, “Well, isn’t there a note?”

Chester went to pick up the can… “Nope…”

Mike started laughing again, “You stupid ass! It’s stuck to your head!”

(C/N: PROFANITY!)

(S/N: Shut up, fuckwad ^___^)

(C/N: --“)

Rob gasped and did a happy dance, “IT’S A STICKY NOTE!”

(M/N: Rob has a happy dance?)

Chester slapped his forehead and the sticky note came off. After uncrumpling

it in his hand, he gave it to Phoenix, who looked at it then stuffed it down

the tour bus toilet.

“PHOENIX???????” Everyone screamed.

“Huh?” PhiPhi looked up.

“WHAT DID THE FRIGGIN’ NOTE SAY?” Chaz screamed.

“Ohhhhhh… THAT NOTE… oh, it was just a ransom demand for Froggie.”

“FROGGIE? MY LOVE? NOOOOO!!!” Joe crumpled to the floor screaming.

(M/N: Too much info in one sentence… @.@)

(S/N: …yeah…)

“Who would even dare to take Joe’s froggie?” Brad asked.

“No one in particular…” PhiPhi muttered as Chester, Mike, and Rob finally

noticed that Joe had fainted and went to revive him.

“H… H… Hello?” Joe’s eyes fluttered open.

“Hi! Now WHERE’D YOU LAST PUT FROGGIE?” Mike laughed, still not believing

that someone would ACTUALLY steal Froggie. What was the point?

“I… urgh…” Joe fainted again in distress. Chester dragged Joe to the door of

the tour bus.

Phoenix looked at Chester, “Whatcha doing?” Chester tried to put on an

innocent face, “Just taking out the trash.” He opened the door and threw Joe

out. “So, now what’re we going to do about Froggie?”

(M/N: I’d like to add that the tour bus is parked in a parking lot, not

moving!)

Brad sent Chaz an evil glare, “Like, we, like, need Joe, like, yeah, or, like,

else, like, we, like, have, like, no, like, DJ, like, yeah…”

Rob cocked his head, “Wazzat?”

(M/N: I’m agreeing with Rob o.o I might cut out some of those likes in later

lines….)

Brad shook his head, “Never mind, just, like, get Joe before he, like, gets

run over.”

Chester glared, “But why can’t we just leave him! We don’t need an annoying

DJ messing up our plans right now!” Phoenix pushed past Chester to go save the

“annoying DJ”

Phoenix walked over to the road where Joe was laying.

The driver of the tour bus stuck his head into the back where everyone was

sitting, “Everyone here?” Chester nodded. “But what about…” Chester stuck his

hand over Rob’s mouth, “Ignore him, he’s delusional. He thinks Ashli’s gonna

join us on this trip.”

Rob spluttered, “What the heck…” but he was cut off by Chester sticking his

fingers in his mouth,

(S/N & M/N: EWWWW!!!!)

(S/N: Chester’s gay!)

(M/N: Did he wash his hands?)

(S/N: Would you like me to give you the truth or a lie?)

(M/N: How ‘bout a dollar?)

(S/N: …never mind…)

The driver shook his head and got into the front. Soon after, the bus started

and pulled out of the parking lot it was in.

Phoenix stepped onto the road and looked both ways. He noticed the Linkin

Park tour bus coming down the road, about to hit Joe. He jumped out in front

of Joe to protect him from being road kill… or a pancake.

The bus hit Phoenix, and he ended up rolling up the front of it. Inside the

bus, Chester walked to the front and looked through the windshield, “When did

we get a hood ornament?” He asked after he noticed Phoenix.

Unfortunately, the driver does not have x-ray vision. Neither do most people

in this world. However, if you do know someone with x-ray vision, you can

call a toll-free hotline or visit a website. But that’s something completely

different. The driver, like most people in this world, doesn’t have x-ray

vision, so he ended up swerving off the road and crashing into a guard rail..

Out clambered everyone else, “What’s, like, going on???” Brad screamed, “You

trying to kill us?” He swung around to the windshield. “PHOENIX?” Phoenix

peeled himself off the windshield like an egg stuck to a pan.

“I hate you guys…” He started to say.

Mike dragged Joe to Phoenix. Phoenix immediately threw himself on Mike

screaming, “YOU STUPID EMCEE! I WAS SUPPOSED TO DO THAT AND THEN YOU FUCKS

LEFT ME BEHIND AND…” So on.

Rob turned Joe over, “Joe?” Joe remained motionless. Rob turned to Chester

and screamed, “OH MY GOD! YOU KILLED HIM!”

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Sibbie: OH MY GOD! YOU KILLED KENNY!

Midnight: YOU BASTARDS!

Sibbie: ^__________^ We’ll have chapter 2 up soon, so stay tuned!