A/n: Here’s a story that my mommy asked me to write for her, HI MA!!!!!

“I need… you’re help.” He said to the detective. “I have to know… if they’re… if they’re”

“You wanna know if they’re fuckin’ right.” She said cutting to the chase. This melodramatic dick had come in right in the middle of a very nice Day dream of her favorite Linkin Parker making her his bitch. “Is that what you want, Bennington?!”

“Aren’t you suppose to address me as Mister Bennington”

“Do you want me to help you or not?”

“Yes, god you lesbians are mean.”

“Bitch, I’m not gay!” She was often mistaken to be gay. She was very straight. “Just for that comment, I’m not helpin’ ya overdramatic ass!” She yelled.

“But we need the money” her faithful sidekick, Casey the Penguin said. “We have to help him. Besides this might give you the chance to meet Mike & him actually remember you.” The penguin had a point. She had been to plenty of meet & greets, but every time she went to one & as Mike if he remembered her, the Mc would always smile, nod & say ‘I remember all my fans.’ Then ask what her name was. “That sexy motha fucka will remember who detective Lacresha Wing is once this case is over.”

“Does that mean you’ll help me?”

“Am I getting paid?”

“Yes.”

“You can count on me.”

“Thank you Miss Wing”

“Uh Huh” She said as he walked out of her office. She let out a sigh as she put her feet up on her desk. “God I hate that skinny son of a bitch.”

“But he is paying you a lot of money to do something you’ve always wanted to do anyway.” Casey said as he sat next to her feet. He had a point; she had always wanted to know Mike up close & really personal. She was his biggest fan. Her locker from high school was a shrine to him, so was her room. Now she has the chance to pretty much stock him.

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Chester was suspicious of Mike’s, Rob’s & Brad’s behaviors. They were really close all of a sudden. Not like friendly, but like ass fuckin friendly. He was sure that they were getting it on; he just needed confirmation of it. “I’m back!” He said as he entered the hotel room that he & Mike shared, & there they were, all 3 of them, on the bed playing “BULLSHIT!!!!” Brad yelled pointing at Rob. The drummer calmly flipped over the top 5 cards.

“4 6’s & a joker.” He said as cool as a refreshing glass of water. “I believe you take the entire stack & half of my hand.”

“Fuck you Bourdon, Fuck you!” the guitarist yelled as he picked up the pile of cards & took half of his friend’s hand.

“I’m sure you’d love to fuck Rob, Brad, but not while Chester’s in the room.” Mike said, with his super cute Noda Grin.

“Hey, I need to tell you guys something”

“What’s up Bones McGee?” Mike said giving his attention to the older vocalist.

“I’ve decided to let one of our fans join us on the tour” he announced.

“A fan? Was there a contest for that that we didn’t know about?” Rob asked

“No, no, I just met this really cool girl & thought she & her penguin would like to come with us on tour.”

“She has a penguin?!” Brad & Rob yelled simultaneously in excitement.

“I hope you’re paying her way.” Mike said.

“She said the same thing.”

A/N: So that’s Chapter 1! I should have 2 up soon. I hope you like it Mom, please Review! I’m goin’ to bed.