A/n: I got this idea from reading a friend of mine’s story. It had nothing to do with Lady Brad … or anything else in this fic… it was about LP though…

“Brad’s kinda cute don’t you think?” Brad says as he sits next to Rob. He’s had a crush on him for the past month or so & hasn’t let him forget it. “You are aware that you’re Brad, right?” The drummer asks as he continues to play THUG 2.

“Oh, Brad well aware of that,” he begins “He also knows that he wants you, & badly”

“Did you even shower today?” Rob asks calmly as the older man climbs on top of him. He had given up fighting him, Brad may not be muscular, but he was strong.

“Maybe, maybe no, would it matter?” he said seductively in Rob’s ear.

“Dude, some guys might like there… whatever skuzzy & scruffy, but not me.”

“Ah, so you like Clean cut Brad?”

“Yea, sure. Even though I’ve forgotten what he looks like”

“It hasn’t been that long since you’ve seen clean cut Brad has it?”

“Yes, it has” He says as he saves his game, then gets up. “Besides I’m not really ready to let the world know that I’m…y’know-“

“A fudge packer, a fag, a little fairy boy?”

”…Yeah, I’m just not ready for that, sorry Brad, I just don’t wanna hurt you.”

So what if I dress in drag? How ‘bout then?”

“Ha, yeah, sure Brad.” The drummer said as he left the room. Brad was a little let down. But he knew there was hope. Rob said sure. Yeah, it was in a joking manner, but it was a positive answer none the less. Brad begun to stare into a nearby mirror when Chester & Dave came into the room. “Hey guys,” he begun, “do you think brad would look good in a dress?”

“You a cross dresser now?” Chester asked.

“Thinkin’ about it, Rob’s not quite ready to come out.”

“What ever floats your boat, but I don’t approve.”

“Dude, what do you have against cross dressers?”

“I had a… bad experience with them.”

“Like what?” Dave asked.

“I….don’t wanna talk about it” Chester says as he dramatically turns & walks away, he trips over his shoestrings. “WAHHHHHH!!!!!!!”

“You okay Babe?!” Dave asked his clumsy boyfriend.

“No…. I’ll never be okay” the vocalist said dramatically as a small tear falls from his eye & every thing is silent. “Yeah, so back to Brad” Brad said breaking the silence. “Do you think brad would look good in a dress?”

“What color?” Chester asks still sitting on the floor.

“I dunno maybe a nice green or brown, something manly.”

“Can a dress be manly?” Dave asked causing all 3 men to think.

“…I guess if a man wears it, it can.” Brad said.

“So, what kinda dress?”

“Dresses?” Joe says as he comes in “What about them?”

“Brad’s gonna wear one for Rob” Brad answers.

“Oh.” The Dj says rubbing his chin. ”Turn” he commands the guitarist as he looks at him from head to toe.

“What do you think Joe?”

“Hmmm, maybe a nice hot Pink, some light pink lipstick or maybe just some gloss-“

“Whoa” Brad cuts him off “Brad doesn’t wanna be like that-“

“First off honey, you’ve gotta stop talking in 3rd person.”

“But it’s what Brad does”

“Fine,” Joe said with a sigh “But if you have to do it, refer to yourself as Brenda.”

“Brenda?” The other 3 men repeat.

“Brenda” Joe repeats “& Hon, you’re gonna have to lose…. That” He says pointing to his facial hair.

“Yea, Brad-“

“Ah, ah, ah”

“Brenda, knows, Rob doesn’t like it either.”

“Well, clean cut Bra-nda is pretty sexy” Chester says as he rubs Phoenix’s bold head.

“Yeah man. You look like Jesus sometimes.” The bold man says.

“Jesus? Really?”

“Yeah, you’ve got that Jesus look to you” Chester adds.

“He’s not Jesus, he’s BRENDA!!!!! You’ve go to eat sleep & drink Brenda.” Joe yells as he grabs Brad by the shoulders “Do you understand me?!?! Answer me Goddammit!!”

“Yes, I understand.” Brad says a little afraid of what the Korean man might do to him if he said other wise. The Dj was beginning to scare them all. He had no idea that Joe could be that gay. He was a complete queen. “Yo Brad” Rob called as he & Mike into the room “Are you having an orgy & didn’t tell us?” The emcee said as he sat next to Chester on the bed.

“No, were just making some…manly decisions.” Dave answers.

“It takes all of you just to make 1 decision?” Rob asked.

“We share a brain.” Chester replies

“That’s very believable, Chaz” Mike says as he rubs Dave’s stomach.”

“What color do you think Brad’ll look good in Boo?” Rob looked around to see who Brad was talking to, “Are you referring to me?” Brad nods. “Hot pink maybe.”

“Told YA!!!!!!!”

So that’s the first chapter, what’d ya think of it? Please leave reviews!!!!!