A/N- This is another Slash bitch Remake. It's short but good. I hope you agree. The ending part about photons is actually something that me and Slash bitch do when we are driving.

Disclaimer- :quick think of something witty and clever...: Nope I got nothing. Don't know or own.

MIXING SPEED AND VODKA

Mike sped down the highway swerving across both lanes and screaming at other drivers.

"YOU COCK SUCKING MOTHER FUCKER, IT'S CALLED A TURN SIGNAL!!"

"WHY THE HELL ARE YOU CRUISING IN THE LEFT LANE?!?!"

"GET THE FUCKING HELL OUT OF MY WAY BIMBO!!"

"HANG UP AND DRIVE"

Rob couldn't help but laugh from his position in the passenger seat. He reached in the back and pulled out a bottle of strawberry vodka. He opened the bottle and took a long drink from it. Mike picked that moment to look away from the road.

"What are you doing? I'm going like 120 here. Are you trying to get me thrown in jail?" He hit the bottle away from Rob's mouth causing him to lose his grip on it and it hit the dashboard, center console and then landed on Mike's lap. The liquid spilled out and created a dark pool in Mike's jeans.

"Oh nice one Rob, now if I get pulled over I smell like I'm drunk. Clean it up!"

Rob just leaned forward and sucked the pool up from over Mike's crotch. Mike gasped and looked down at the back of Rob's head.

Rob could tell Mike enjoyed his actions so he unzipped his pants and slid his hand in the slit in his boxers. Rob started to pump the forming erection slowly, looking up to Mike and smiling.

Mike leaned his head back against the head rest and closed his eyes.

"Watch the road stupid."

Mike snapped his head up and tried to focus out the front window.

Rob pulled Mike's fully erect penis out of his boxers and leaned down to blow on the tip. He felt Mike twitch and leaned down to take him all in his mouth. He started to bob his head. He undid his seat belt and moved forward to get more of Mike into his mouth. As he picked up his pace he could feel the car begin to accelerate. He sucked hard and fast.

Mike's foot was planted firmly against the floor and his knuckles were white from where he was gripping the steering wheel as hard as he could. It took all of his will power to stay focused on the task of driving. His climax was getting very close. He cursed loudly as he exploded into Rob's awaiting mouth.

"There, all clean." Rob sat up and licked his lips as he redid Mike's pants and then his own seatbelt.

"Fucking son of a bitch drivers." Mike swerved along the road.

"Rob FIRE PHOTONS!!"

"YES SIR" Rob slapped the dashboard as hard as he could.

A/N- Review and I'll give you some of the popcorn left over from my last story. LOL