DISCLAIMER: I don't own any of the guys in LP. If I did, would I be writing stupid fanfics about them? Uh, NO!

*A/N: All the parts in bold here take place on AIM (AOL instant messaging). Everything else is in real life.

Joe= SexyJosie

Mike= PornoBunny*

SexyJosie: Hey Mike its Joe on my new account

PornoBunny: Sexy...Josie...?

SexyJosie: Mm-hm, I gotta sex change!!!!!!

PornoBunny: ahahahah that would be funny. But seriously, why sexyjosie?

SexyJosie: I told you...-_-

PornoBunny: Not funny anymore Joe

SexyJosie: Josie

PornoBunny: Joe, I think you've been drinking too many Bibo's again. I'm coming over and bringing Chaz.

SexyJosie: Yay! You can see the new me!

PornoBunny signed off at 4:01 pm

There's a knock at Josie's door, she gets up and walks to answer it.

Chester: Hey sexy, who are you? And more importantly are you single?

Mike: What he means is, uh, is Joe home?

Josie (in a giggly high-pitch voice): Hehe, I'm Josie and yes I'm single and Joe no longer exists you sillies!

Chaz and Mike stand there, amazed looks on their faces. Suddenly, Rob, Brad and Phoenix appear out of no where!

Mike: Where did you come from?

Phoenix: Who knows! The author said we should appear out of no where and we did!

Mike: O..k....

All four turn their heads only to see Chester and Joe getting it on on the floor!

Chester: Ohhhhhh Josie you're so tight!

Josie: Maybe that's because I just got a vagina yesterday.

Brad: What the hell?

Chester (between moans and pants): Ohhh.... Joe... mmmm.... got... ohh yaaaa.... a sex change...

Brad: So now you're fucking?

Josie: uhhh ya pretty much

Rob: What the fuck? and you didn't invite ME?!

Rob then inserts himself into Josie's um... back end

Phoenix: You know what this means?

Brad and Phoenix get weird looks in thier eyes

Both: DISCO FEVER!!!!

A disco ball drops from the ceiling and strobe lights flash, Brad and Phoenix step out from the smoke in sparkly silver and pink jumpsuits and gogo boots. Mike stands there with a scared look on his face.

Phoenix: Ah-ah-ah-ah stayin alive stayin alive

Brad: Disco, disco duck!

Suddenly, the disco has turned white... white and... wet...

Mike: Holy Shit what is this?

Chester: Wellll.... ummm.....

they all turn to see Josie's mouth covered in the white stuff.

Mike: No... it can't be.... oh good god... it can't be...

Rob: It is...

Mike: Nooooooo not milk!!!! You know I'm lactose intolerent

(*A/N: I know what you thought it was. You sick perves.*)

Mike then breaks out into huge purple, yellow and green hives.

Rob: NOOOOoooOOoooOOOooOOOOOOooooooOOOOOoooooooOOOOOOoooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooo

Chester: Rob you can stop-

Rob: OOOOOoooooooOOOOOOOOoooooOOOOOOOoooooooooooo... ok I'm done.

Brad: Good because we need to get Mike to a hospital!

~*~*~*~At the Hospital~*~*~*~

Phoenix: How'd we get to the hospital so quick?

Josie: Who knows....

Un-important nurse person: Mr. Shinoda? Dr. Slatherpimple will see you now.

Rob: It's ironic isn't it? We're here about Mike's bad skin condition and he's seeing a Dr. Slatherpimple.

Chester: Shutup Rob

Rob: Ok.

They go into an office where a short, blemished man with a name tag that says "Acne-Zit Slatherpimple" is sitting

Acne-Zit Slatherpimple: Hello, you must be Mike Shinoda, I can tell by your horrible skin condition.

He points to Chester

Chester: Heyyyyy I have nice skin! it's as smooth as Phoenix's mom's ass.... did I just say that out loud?

Mike: I'm Mike.

Acne-Zit Slatherpimple: Oh...my...god

Josie: ACNE-ZIT!!!

Acne-Zit Slatherpimple: JOSIE!!!

Josie and Acne-Zit then start having hot monkey-pimple sex on the doctor's office floor. Phoenix and Brad start their disco and Rob and Chetser join in...

Mike: Welll, will ya look at the time... heh heh

Mike runs out of the hospital and doesn't stop until he is safely at home and in bed with his bottle of soy-milk

*A/N: yes i no its stupid! im sorry! i was hyper:-d! r/r please!