Category Linkin Park
Operation: Band Seduction
Let The Games Begin... Ruffle the feathers
Joe looked at Rob awkwardly, not quite sure of what he had actually heard, "What?"
"I said," the drummer swallowed, licking his lips slightly before continuing, "I bet you can't get all the guys in bed before I do."
"What makes you think that?" the DJ raised an eyebrow.
"Call it a feeling," the younger man smirked, searching the Korean for an answer.
"Say I go along with this bet, what will I get out of it if I win?"
Rob thought about it for a moment, "The loser will have to comply to the winner's every sexual whim for a month."
Joe smirked, "I'm in, what are the rules?"
Rob frowned and leaned forward, resting his elbows on his knees. He hadn't thought about it yet... But now, with Joe in on it, was as good time as any.
"How about we make them now? Together? That work for you?" He looked at Joe, his eyebrows up in question.
"Works perfectly fine," the DJ answered as he thought for a moment. A question suddenly occurred to him, "Do we receive or give or both?"
"Both," Rob answered, liking the fact that they would have to work more for their prize, "Okay, rule one: The other party must be willing to sleep with you on both encounters."
Joe nodded and reached over to his bag, grabbing out a notebook and a pen. He jotted down the first rule, looking up at Rob for the next.
"Rule two... is... " Rob thought for a minute before turning back to Joe.
Seeing the younger man fumble with his words, the Korean chimed in, "Rule two: Foreplay doesn't count cause that's not sex."
The drummer nodded, biting his lip as he thought about the next rule to present. He grinned when one struck him, "Rule three: You must be the seducer in the situation, if they seduce you back, you get a bonus."
"A bonus?" Joe asked stopping his note taking for a moment, "What kind of bonus?"
"An extra day is added to the prize."
"An extra day? Hm... how about if you get them to beg too, you get... two bonuses?" Joe was grinning, bouncing at the thought.
He watched Rob think it over, shifting his head from side to side as if he was rolling the thought around in his head. Finally, he nodded and looked back at the DJ. "That sounds fair."
Joe's grin widened considerably and he wrote it in the margin of the rule page. As he scribbled down the note, something else dawned on him and knowing his band mates, they were going to need this rule. He looked up at Rob, "Rule four: The other party must be not be intoxicated or high when it happens. They must be sober."
The drummer nodded, understanding the rule. It was starting to sound better by the minute. He thought for a moment and spoke once more, "Rule five: You must use lube, you can't hurt the other party and they can't hurt you."
Staring with a confused frown on his face, Joe voiced the thought that was in his head. "So... should we pitch in and buy a bottle per night?"
Rob shrugged and sat back, crossing his legs gracefully. "They're small enough, so... sure, why not?" He rolled his head back on the couch and waited for Joe to voice rule six.
Surely enough, only moments later, Joe spoke. "Rule Six: Anything kinky gives you bonuses towards the end. Them seducing you gives you two bonuses" The game was sounding simple enough.
"Oh, I've got it! The most important rule. Rule seven: Evidence of the encounter needed." Rob lifted his head, smirked and raised a brow at the older man. Answering his silent question, Joe said, "So you can't just be a chicken shit and say it happened."
"That's fair," the drummer replied, sorting through his thoughts. He ran a hand through his hair, "Okay, this one is a must. Rule eight: There is to be no emotional attachment in both encounters. No leading the other party on."
The Korean nodded, scribbling down the rule, "Okay, I think this would be a good one. Rule nine: If you are caught lying, you immediately lose and forfeit the game."
Rob nodded, tapping his finger to his bottom lip as he got lost in thought. "I think those are fair. So how about it huh? Shall the game begin Mr. Hahn?" He smirked, baring his teeth a bit.
Joe just raised an eyebrow and grinned, chuckling under his breath. "Let's do this then. Who starts it off? And do I get to choose you who go after before you do it?"
"I think we should choose for each other," the drummer answered, "Won't be much of a game if we chose ourselves, now would it?"
"Fine," the Korean grinned, "Who do you choose for me?"
Now that he was presented with the thought, he wasn't sure who he would pick. So he just randomly did enny meany minny mo and chose.
"I say Operation Seduction of the Phoenix. And what about me?" Rob tilted his head to the side and stared.
"Operation?" Joe laughed, "Is that what we're calling them?"
"Why not?" the drummer smirked.
"Whatever you say," the DJ answered as he thought for a moment, "Okay, since you're the youngest, I say you seduce Chester."
Rob just gapped at Joe, thoughts of him chasing after Chazy swirling in his head. "You're on."
They both reached out their hands to shake, gripping the others hand tightly. As if by some strange force, they both growled simultaneously, "Let the games begin."
To Be Continued...