A/N- This story is one of my firsts. I am not proud of it and I made many mistakes in it. I am posting it becuase dispite all that I did take alot of time on it. Please do not judge my writting on this story. There are many other stories I am very proud of. Please read them as well.

Disclaimer- I don't own Linkin Park or The movie House Of the Dead

The Best form of Entertainment.

"This movie sux." Chester sat back and sighed, he and Mike were in their hotel room sitting on the couch watching House of the Dead. Mike looked up from the book he was reading.

"Then watch something else." He looked back down and continued reading.

"There's nothing else on." Chester whined.

"You are worse then a 3 year old sometimes you know that?" Mike looked up and smiled, Chester turned to him and gave him his best puppy dog face and leaned in and put his head on his shoulder,

"You should entertain me.",

"And why is that?",

"....because you love me and would hate it if I died of boredom?" It was more of a hopeful question.

"No I would just hate to have to clean up the body."

"Jerk" Chester hit him and moved to his side of the couch, crossed his arms and started to pout.

"Oh come on don't cry." Mike moved over and rubbed Chester's shoulder.

"I am not talking to you anymore." He looked straight ahead of him at the tv.

"Chester?"

"....."

"Chester, come on baby talk to me."

"..."

"Fine if you want to be like that." He stood up, picked Chester up and threw him over his shoulder

"What are you doing, put me down."

"Hey hush you are not talking to me remember." He walked over to the bathroom, turned on the shower and dropped Chester in the ice cold spray.

"Fuckin hell, you ass." Chester jumped back out of the reach of the water and started shivering.

"Next time talk to me when I tell you to."

"I'm cold now."

"That was the point."

"I have to take a shower now to warm up, turn on some hot water please."

"Why should I do it?"

"Because the water's cold and I am not getting back under it....and you love me."

"Fine" Mike reached down and turned the hot water knob on, then felt the water to make sure it was warm.

"There is that better?"

Chester felt it himself "yes, thank you, now get out so I can get undressed, and bring me some new clothes please."

"You are so pushy."

"I said please"

"Fine."

Mike went out and closed the door. He went over to the bags on the floor and pulled out a pair of boxers and a matching T-shirt, god forbid he brought Chester something that didn't match, miss priss would throw a fit, 'He better appreciate me'.

"Here are your clothes"

"Thanks"

Mike went to leave but couldn't help but stop and look at the light-colored shower curtain, you could slightly see Chester’s outline through it, he had a brief flash of what Chester might look like behind it. He shook his head and walked out closing the door behind him. He went back over to the couch and picked up his book.

A few minutes later there was a knock on the door, if it was someone important they would have a key so Mike felt no need to get up. Sure enough Rob opened the door and came over to the couch.

"I'm bored" Rob sat down, picked up the remote and began flipping through channels.

"Where are the other guys?" Mike was still reading his book.

"They left to do something stupid I assume." :sigh:

"Well there isn't much entertainment in here."

"You can be my entertainment."

"Watch it, the last person to say that is in the shower now."

??? "What?"

"Never mind"

Rob shrugged and went back to changing the channel. He looked over at Mike who was still reading his book.

"What are you reading?"

Mike moved the book so Rob could see the cover.

"Looks cool" sarcasm.

"Yup"

"You're no fun, stop reading and talk to me, I’m bored."

"Why is it that I am always the one stuck entertaining you and Chester?"

"Because you love us." Rob said matter-of-factly

"I wouldn't be so sure about that."

Rob's face fell and he pushed out his bottom lip and had a few fake tears (wow he was good at that) "How could you say that to me, look I am crying now, I hope you're happy, I'm not talking to you now."

"Don't start that with me, I already had to put up with it from Chester."

"............"

"Rob, stop it."

"........................"

"Rob, I'm sorry, talk to me."

"This is the voice of god: No It is too late to redeem yourself now."

"Oh god, knock it off."

"............"

"Fine you asked for it" He stood up, picked him up and threw him over his shoulder, he walked to the bathroom and opened the door. "Sorry Chester but it seems your stupid spread and Rob here decided to play the NOT TALKING TO MIKE game, so move over." Chester moved to the back of the shower, Mike reached in and turned the water to cold and dropped Rob in under it.

"FUCK" Rob jumped back into Chester out of the water.

"No thank you, not in the mood at the moment."

"Smart Ass, I am going to need to take a shower now, I'm cold.

"Fine I was just getting out anyway."

Rob turned back and turned on the hot water "Mike can you go get me some clothes from my room please."

"Yeah, I'll be back in a minute." He left and grabbed two room keys from the desk. He went over to Rob's room and grabbed a shirt and boxers. He went back to his room and opened the door expecting to see Chester, but he wasn't out yet, 'hmmmm, he must be in the bathroom still' He opened the bathroom door and saw Rob's clothes piled on the floor but no Chester. In fact the clothes he brought Chester where still sitting on the sink.

"Rob, is Chester still in there?"

"Yeah I'm here" Chester said from inside the shower, opening the curtain to expose both naked men standing there.

"What are you guys doing?"

"Comparing hard-ons, what do you think, who wins?" Mike had to swallow very hard, suddenly he wasn't sure if he could talk. This was definitely sexy.

"I think I do." Mike said surprised how it managed to come out as a joke.

"Well prove it." Rob said a little to fast for Mike not to notice.

"Ok, you guys asked for it, I'd hate to put you to shame, but..." He stood up and undressed

"Wow" both boys whispered in unison, just staring.

Rob swallowed, "Nope that’s not far, we were both in the water, get in here."

They both moved over as Mike stepped in.

"Better?"

"Yup." Both at the same time again.

"So three straight guys naked in the shower, we should write a song about this." Mike laughed.

"Uhh, actually I know this is probably not the best time for this but I'm not straight." Rob said looking at the floor.

"Well, neither am I." Chester confessed

"Then boys I have a wonderful idea."